Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions
1. Someone calls you at 2am in
ask you “are you sleeping?”
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You’re making out with a girl
then you start
pulling her pants then she asks;
what are you
trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of
wet; ”did you just have a bath?”
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of
on the ground floor going to
they ask; ”going up?”
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office
down and get me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home
of flowers and you still asks him;
Ans: no baby, they’re carrots!
6. You’re in the queue at the
tickets, a friend see’s you and
you doing here?”
Ans: I’m here to pay my school
7. When people see you lying
eyes closed, they still ask; ”are
Ans: No! I’m practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the
you: ”Plz can I get you a table?”
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the